fuckstripe

A coiffeured line of pubic hair running down to the genitals. Variable in thickness but always of vertical alignment. Recent reports have suggested a correlation between thickness of line and accommodation capacity of genitals see clown's pocket, feeding a pony or mouse's ear

She had a fuckstripe so wide i briefly thought that she may have been run over. Still, she was naked and it'd be rude not to...

by 1974 Chris July 8, 2006

fucktopus

describing a person as a clumsy fuck up

fuck + octopus = fucktopus

you'd call the person a fucktopus if they were being retarded bc think of an octopus walkng, yeah retarded.

-akc

kyla, trip up again and you'll be a fucktopus

by unicorn piss May 8, 2015

fuckstomer

Customer. (No one who ever stood behind a counter wearing a nametag would need further explanation.)

Dude #1: How did it go today?
Dude #2: The usual parade o' fuckstomers. I need a drink, or five.

by Miles O'Piles September 14, 2014

Fucksome

Where one goes to a club and have intercourse with 2 or more people.

Don said, "The fucksome last night was amazing, hope to do it again."

by MommyWaffles September 17, 2017

Fuckstorm

Synonyms: clusterfuck, shitstorm, and fucking disaster

A jumble of craziness that causes one to lose focus and not concentrate. It makes one lose their shit.

Wow. This is a such a fuckstorm man, I sent someone my nudes on accident.

by Anirroc Elbon February 21, 2019

pride fucktopus

a way to give 8 fucks at once. or and octopus with a hand at the end of each tentacle to flip off 8 people/things at once if need be. a fucktopus comes in many shapes colors and identities but all have the the same reactions when they see a homophobe to flick them off

"a bisexual fucktopus just berry blasted a homophobe.."
a pride fucktopus is an octopus that flicks off homophobes in a funny way
berry blasted is getting more then one middle finger group bisexual(s)

by st.daddyjade June 14, 2022

fucksome

A combination of the phrase "fucking awesome".

I created it and it's my word. I am the creator. Bow down.

"Did you see what a crazy stunt that monkey just pulled off? That's so fucksome."

by HOLZ December 19, 2004