Fruiter Fest

A weekend activity which you have massive amounts of fruit flavored smirenoff...strawberry, apple, raspberry, crandberry, watermelon ect.

Dude its the weekend lets have a fruiter fest. You get Apple, I'll get strawberry.

by HeatherAnn February 10, 2006

FRITTERING

The sexual act of shoving a deep fried pastry, commonly named a fritter, up into the vaginal orifice of a female, and the subsequent act of eating the pastry from the vagina.

All I can think about at this donut shop is going home and frittering you.

by battlecat316 September 1, 2013

neck fritter

The fat rolls on the back of a fat persons neck.

Man the fat dude has half a dozen neck fritters.

by lthuckster August 3, 2007

spam fritter

n.

Rhyming-slang: spam fritter = shitter

The viscous tube, rear-mounted on most primates, from which poo emerges.

Oh, me piles are murder; i'm spending half me day rubbing ointment all over me spam fritter.

by bimpy January 19, 2004

Fruiter

Someone who enjoys all fruits indiscriminately.

That guy is such a fruiter- he likes to buy random exotic fruit from the grocery store.

by battm July 29, 2011

Fruittard

1. A mentally incapable faggot who is generally ignored for both their retardation and personal preferences.

2. A general dumbass who acts erotically around guys.

1. Look at Richard trying to flirt with Louis over there! What a fruittard!

2. James, get off of me you fucking fruittard!

by SanePsycho May 31, 2018

fruitgerm

fruit germ aka spit is a sexy hot bottom who is married to txpvs and valleygirl .

“ omg fruitgerm is so fruity “

by queenboss7392628392091014 June 23, 2021