A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.
My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.
by Jungle11B December 5, 2017
Get the Alabama fruit roll upmug. The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022
Get the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theoremmug. fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb
by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022
Get the fruit roll up candy burrtiomug. An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.
by Khwizzle October 26, 2010
Get the Fucked up fruitmug. When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
by Rionox January 6, 2023
Get the North Dakota Fruit Roll-upmug. when you wrap fruit roll up on your man’s peenar and you proceed to give him a blowjob while simultaneously sucking the fruit roll up and his soul 8====D <(;
me: guess what i did last night
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
friend: what?
me: i tried the fruit blow-up on him
friend: oh my gawwwshhh gurl how’d you like that?
me: it was so so good and fun you should try it sometime!
friend: i definitely will, did he like it?
me: yes he said it was amazeballs!!!!!! (and would use as a condom)
by bluhjubpwincess45chromies March 25, 2025
Get the fruit blow-upmug. by rvrmn.vs September 21, 2021
Get the Fruit Roll Upmug.