A sexual act in which you eat a girl on her period out and the blood and white chunks of discharge are left on your face until they dry. You then peel it off in strips and eat it like a fruit roll up.
My girl didn't want to have sex last night because of her period, but I'm a real man, so I gave her an Alabama fruit roll up.
by Jungle11B December 04, 2017
The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.
As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.
It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 22, 2022
fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb
by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022
When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
by Rionox January 07, 2023
by rvrmn.vs September 22, 2021
A drive by that’s targeted for a gay person or any other member of the lgbtq+
This can also be used for when the opposite happens
This can also be used for when the opposite happens
Hey Damien do you wanna pull a fruit roll up tonight?
Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!
Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!
by Wisper and crispy September 04, 2022