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Frozen Frankenstein

The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.
#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.
by YOUR STUPID1TY November 12, 2010
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Frozen Baloney

Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time
by Machine Gun Alt June 17, 2014
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Brown Frown

referring to schwag. A low quality brown marajuiana
by Curtlow April 27, 2003
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Frozen Hit

When you take a hit of weed so big that the entire time you exhale there is smoke, looking like you are breathing outside on a cold day
Damn, that last hit I just took was a frozen hit....
by Henry the 8 February 3, 2009
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frozen jimmy

When a person pees into a condom and ties it shut and then places said condom into a freezer. When the pee condom is fully frozen a woman then uses it as a dildo
Before I went out of town, I left her a frozen jimmy.
by Dr. Fealgood February 9, 2015
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frowny-face journalism

Frowny-face journalism is a subset of the more general human interest story, which takes some boring, abstract, impersonal policy change or social problem, uses a large photo to illustrate the sadness of the story (e.g.crying children whose playcentre is closing or an old couple who are being forced out of their subsidised housing). As a consequence, readers automatically know what to think about the story - generally 'awwwww'. This is bad enough in itself, but there is an added danger: that of taking the analogy between the sad individual and the social issue too far.
Reading such stories is a common cause of news-rage
Example of a frowny-face journalism piece from the New Zealand Herald "Bruce Burgess, 60 years old and a qualified engineer, has been busy his entire adult life. Aside from a couple of years overseas in the early 1970s, he has worked, paid his taxes and saved his money.
His wife Jo has held down regular work as an office administrator and accounts person. Neither of them smoke, they don't take extravagant holidays, and drink only occasionally."
It makes you go "awwww"
by Springbok28 July 23, 2009
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Frozen Pineapple

The code word intended for use whenever a girls nipples are really cold. If you're a good friend you'll use this and save her!
Gretchen......*cough* Frozen Pineapple *cough*.
by The Don's February 18, 2011
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