Marriage fraud

marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds

tubbo: what’s marriage fraud?

tommy innit: marriage fraud is when two men get— two women— two— shit, when anyone gets married, and then— and then— and then— they fall apart, and then the other one— (listen, tubbo,the other one probably owns a knife or some shit,) and then what they do is they go rob a bank together as frauds

by Lonelysorrows December 19, 2020

Freudian slip

A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.

"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush

by Jario777 June 1, 2009

makeup fraud

Finding out in the morning after the night before that the stunner you went home and banged all night is actually a right minger without the makeup.

She was class, amazingly stunning, until the makeup came off, its the biggest case of makeup fraud I've ever seen

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

joke insurance fraud

when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.

"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"

by ianpauli November 1, 2009

Nap fraud

When one pretends to sleep for any reason, possibly so they don't have to do something, to get attention, or to find out gossip and secrets. Very useful for finding out information you might not be supposed to know.

Penny: No no, it's ok, Andrew's sleeping.
Jenny: Ok.. Well, I really like Andrew's dad, he's really sexy.
Penny: Cool. I think I might have a thing for my Uncle... Probably just a phase!
Jenny: God Penny! Andrew's not really sleeping!

by Hayley Hogsworth August 26, 2005

Beyond the fraud

When you get your wife home and she has removed all of her body shaping accessories ie. push up bras, spanks, etc. When you finally see her real body figure you have then gone BEYOND THE FRAUD.

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud!

I got my wife home last night and went beyond the fraud

by Kelly Knox June 19, 2018

fraudience

A generic term for fake audiences generally used in such television programmes as sitcoms and chat shows. Canned laughter is a product of said word.

I really wish Friends wouldn't use a fraudience... it detracts from the humor of the show.

by Hendrixx June 16, 2007