friendecrement

The feeling of sadness felt when one notices their friend count decrease after being defriended.

Randy was overcome by a wave of friendecrement when his wife defriended him on facebook.

by shoots-the-moon February 4, 2010

friendcestuous

Like incestuous, but with your friends. A group of friends that's oddly, freakishly close with each other. Hold hands, occasionally kiss, share toothbrushes. Sometimes significant others of the friends get jealous of how touchy feely they are.

Those girls over there are so friendcestuous. It's kinda hot, actually. They keep cuddling and licking each other.

by therainsmelody May 9, 2010

Friendenema

The act of Purging and cleansing of lousy friends via social media/contact deletion.

I just performed a Friendenema on Facebook and ended up deleting 54 people that I don't recognize.

by I am the Travis January 21, 2015

friendboy

A friend that is a boy, and nothing more. Not to be confused with 'boyfriend'.

John: I like you. Wanna go out?

Jane: Sorry. You're more friendboy material than boyfriend.

John: *slashes wrists*

by emoinpink August 14, 2010

friendboy

A male friend of a girl, with whom the girl does not have sexual relations with, (or commonly also, just doesn't want to admit she is, in fact fucking him) who is not her boyfriend.

See also: friendgirl
Synonym of: friend just friends
Compare: boyfriend

Mother: Who was that guy dropping you home with the car, boyfriend?
Daughter: He's just a friendboy...

by Wizz0r May 11, 2008

friendcest

Hooking up with somebody you normally consider "just a friend" and wouldn't ordinarily hook up with. The very idea weirds you out. Once the alcohol wears off or the crisis that brought you together like this passes, however, the friendship is probably in for a little weirdness.

Coined in 2007 by yours truly.

Girl 1: "I was at this party last night, and Mike tried to kiss me! I was all like, no, that would be friendcest. I didn't want things to be all weird between us."
Girl 2: "Ew! I had friendcest with Bill once. His ex-girlfriend found out and got so mad! But she's the one who dumped him anyway, so she needs to stfu."

by PANiC! in my Pants June 11, 2007

friendemy

a "friend" whom you usually hate or fight with.

Erin is a bitch but we're chillin Sunday. She is my Friendemy.

by mARGy\\ May 3, 2008