freding

freding is when you fap in the middle of class because you got a boner from looking at your teacher

fred is freding right know

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

fexing

fake texting. when someone is instant messaging someone and a symbol comes up showing the other person is writing a message, but the user accidentally left a letter in the text box making it look like they are writing something important.

Julia was totally fexing me on AIM. I sat there for five minutes thinking she was writing a story.

by cory phiz December 29, 2007

Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).

I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.

by Aprel January 29, 2010

Flexing

Showing interest in something someone else has as if you want it for yourself.

Stop flexing on my cheesecake dude!

by robblue6412 August 4, 2010

Flexing

Used when describing something or someone that is just 'there' looking good doing absolutly nothing.

"That doe is just sat the flexing."

by B Oldroyd December 18, 2005

flexing his dick

When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.

"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."

(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"

by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014

flexing

When one male-gender-oriented indvidual decides to show another of the classification their bicep muscle, and in the process tightening the muscle, achieving maximum douchebag level. Usually used on somone who could be described as being a 'hater' by the flexer, or the 'flexee'

Guy 1: "Drake's new album comes out today! I hear there are 12 songs on it about his secret lover Lil Wanye, and the other 3 are about losing."

Guy 2: "Drake blows"

Guy 1: "I'm gonna flex on you!!!"
(Guy 1 starts flexing)

by Zaneke Mutumbo December 18, 2011