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Freshology

Freshology - The study of being fresh. Getting fresh gear, kicks, etc. Freshology was founded as a website.
My best subject has got to be Freshology.
by Undefeated V's December 10, 2007
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Typical Freeport Girl

A Senior (2010)girl from the small town of Freeport, PA who acts like a complete and total stuck up bitch. Common phrases from the "TFG" include "soooo immature" as if they are any more mature than everyone else in the school. Many times they believe that hanging out with all girls is a ton better than chilling with everyone as a group, and they act like sex and anything related to it is foreign to them, aka A Freeportian Prude. This class of Freeport girls will go down in history as the most boring and stuck up class of females ever to step foot in Freeport Area School District.
They were being a bunch of Typical Freeport Girl's in the cafeteria acting like they were 5 years old.

At the party the Typical Freeport Girls were being themselves avoiding all of the males.

When the boy went on a blind date with the girl he expected a quick hookup, but when she told him she went to the school of Freeport and she was apart of the class of 2010 he bluffed saying he was going to the bathroom and drove home, he knew it was no outlet with the Typical Freeport Girl.
by prude-ness April 11, 2010
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Fresno

Good: Short drive to many other destinations in the state. Summer weather is hot, but usually not unbearable. Cheaper real estate than elsewhere in California.

Bad: Very bad fog after rain. Winter is miserably cold, despite not being cold enough to snow more than a few flurries every ten years. Rush hour gridlocks on Shaw and Herndon near the freeways and 41 at 180 (though traffic here certainly beats LA's infamous 405). Many rough roads (repairs on 99 are LONG overdue). Not a whole lot to do, either, despite the beautiful new Savemart Center arena.

Ugly: Air pollution. Many parts of the city south of Shaw Avenue are not very pretty (especially downtown, effectively just a government center and expansive homeless refuge).
Fresno's downtown, despite efforts by the City Council, has never fully recovered from the initial growth northward many decades ago.
by ts3433 December 11, 2004
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Freeport, Illinois

Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBea'l was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBeal' was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
by FreeportGirl July 26, 2013
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Fresno

Fresno is the 8th largest city in the state of California. Located in the central San Joaquin Valley, close to the geographic center of the state, Fresno's population base is rapidly growing.

Largely based on agriculture type businesses, Fresno is also becoming a popular location for technology based companies, because of it's centralized location.
Fresno is a city located in the state of California, between Sacramento and Bakersfield.
by Stephen July 8, 2004
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Fresno Rubdown

The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage.
"I totally gave my roommate a Fresno Rubdown when he passed out last night"
by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009
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Fresno State

A great school with a nationally ranked Top 25 Football team (although with a shitty kicker), excellent professors, huge parties, gorgeous women, and an all around awesome "college experience". There is a thriving Greek system, and the school even has its own winery. The brand new 103 million dollar, 15,000 seat Save Mart Center on campus hosts Fresno State basketball, volleyball, and bands such as Metallica, Beyonce, and many others. The Save Mart Center was recently named the 10th busiest building in the world by Pollstar magazine. State's new Henry Madden Library opening in Spring 09' will be the largest library out of any other University in California.
I went to Fresno State because I felt like having a gnarly ass college experience instead of all those losers who decided to stay at home with their Mommy and Daddy, minimum wage jobs, and community college.
by j.i.t.b.c. March 8, 2009
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