freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 1, 2014

freezer filler

A sexually attractive female who is not exactly petite; possibly larger than you.

Term derives from deer-hunting terminology that refers to bagging a deer that is large and rife with edible meat (to be stored in the freezer) instead of having a trophy-sized rack.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that big chick over there! Not bad!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a freezer filler right there.

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

Freezer Tetris

The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit.

Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.

Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.

by aeromat November 14, 2006

freezerino

A familiar term for a freezer, especially a cryogenic freezer. Coined in the film ALIEN.

Brett: Back to the old Freezerino's.

by Denius Kane April 29, 2011

freezerburn

A term used to describe an insult that is both "cold" and "a burn"

Sam: My mom thinks I'm cool.
Sam's Mom: No, you're pretty much a loser
Bob: OOOOOHHHH! FREEZERBURN!

by JayMay March 26, 2008

freezer surprise

the frozen meal stored in the back of the freezer so long that you have no idea what it contains

teenage son.....whats for dinner?
mum....freezer surprise
teenage son.....did you forget to label the food again?

by kittsy December 24, 2012

freezer to table

An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.

After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.

by clermontboy July 20, 2016