San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.

Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!

by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014

San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.

Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.

by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019

san francisco yes

Always super-enthusiastically agreeing to plans and always, always flaking.

"Hey John, do you want to come to my daughter's wedding?"
"Yes, absolutely! I've been waiting for you to ask!"
***
Day of wedding, via text: "I can't make it, my dog is sick with the measles :-( Next time though!"
That's a San Francisco Yes.

by Hebejebelus July 20, 2016

san francisco left

While driving, the act of passing the street you wish to turn left on, followed by 3 rights.

To make a San Francisco left on 19th Ave at Geary, make a right on 20th, a right on Clement, and then a right on 19th.

by George Burnett March 22, 2007

San Francisco

Cold and foggy, contrary to the typical stereotypes of California.

"Where you going?"
"San Francisco"
"Oh, then don't bother packing those shorts."

by lollipopgal42 August 16, 2012

Francesca

A beautiful name for a beautiful person.
Francesca is a super gorgeous woman, who may not believe it. she has an amazing personality, listens to only the best music, and has such an odd sense of humour that you have to find her jokes funny.
She sometimes does silly things that you cant help but laugh at, and thats why we love her.
If all the compliments in the world would make her believe she was gorgeous, you would want to write them out

"that girl just said the weirdest thing! it was hilarious!"

"oh, that'll be Francesca!"

by We_Love_Francesca November 13, 2011

francisco roque

over ejaculation of a walrus choad

look at that walrus it just Francisco roqued

by EPIC0SITY December 31, 2011