Lauren Francesca

Actress, model, dancer, and overall gorgeous woman. Stars in barelypolitical's The Key of Awesome as Lady Gaga, Tron girl, and other characters. So stunningly gorgeous and talented that it can't be expressed adequately in words. Her flowing blonde hair and deep transfixing eyes are those of a goddess, and when she speaks, the sound of her voice has the capacity to entrance and captivate, transforming even the most mundane life one could have into one of enchantment and excitement.

Guy 1: I was having a pretty shitty day, until I saw Lauren Francesca in the latest The Key of Awesome video. Then I had an awesome day!

Guy 2: Yea, she has that effect.

Guy 1: To put it lightly.

by gorbasho August 19, 2010

Frances

Sexy, pretty, and often mischevious. Appears demure to those who don't know her well, Frances enjoys being naughty and makes those near to her want to kiss and lick every inch of her soft smooth skin. Funny and beautiful, many would never guess that she has a mouth like a trucker, and deviant sexual desires.

"Frances makes me want to tear off her clothes so that i can take here right here on my desk"

by cchuck February 3, 2010

Frances

Beautiful. Bootylicious. Smart. Dimples are gorgeous! Is a lover not a fighter. Has been hurt by quite a few guys. Has trust issues. Loyal. Trustworthy. Honest. Loves playing video games and listening to music. A sweet heart. She loves laughing and loves to see other people smile. Easy to get along with. Any guy would be lucky to have her.

Frances has dimples like no other!
Frances has a lot of booty
Frances is very loyal
Frances is super beautiful

by gangstaaa123 January 10, 2012

Francesco

A very very sexy man from Italian decent . Great personality, very athletic and smart, all the girls love him!

I wish I was Francesco, he gets all the ladies.

by cesco13 April 23, 2011

francesturbation

francesturbation: the act of french people speaking proudly about the superiority of the french, often in a condescending way

When you are in a restaurant and you are talking to your friends about how the wine chosen isn't very good, and the frenchman at the table responds by saying "That is because it is not French Wine," typically accompanied by a sly grin. The gratuitous boasting the frenchman is portraying here would be a classic exampple of francesturbation.

by captainpun July 28, 2011

Francesca

a beautiful bitch with the sexiest smile youll ever lay your eyes on, talented and outgoing, gorgeous eyes, ever fine youself a francesca- never let her go-youll regret it, shy but once you get to know her, crazy with an amzing personality and totally sexy, luvs the summer and loves her bf with everything shes got, soft and sweet on the outside-but really get on her nerves and there goes your living shit!

sexy talented amazing francesca

by luvernoybS.334 March 14, 2011

Frances

perfection.

not only is she beautiful but she's got an amazing personality to go along with it. very charismatic and flirty. her dog Dior is the love of her life. you should be greatful to even just have met her once in your life. she is a keeper. she is meant to shine in the entertainment industry as an actress and singer and will use her power to help those that are less fortunate. but nothing hath like a woman scorned. she will make your life hell if u mistreat her or make her angry in any way.

her dog Dior is the love of her life.

wow i just met Frances and i feel like my life is complete.

i pulled a Frances and won the election with my perfect speech.

by faye531 February 4, 2010