Frottage

To commit a sexual act under cover of fabric.

He observed the Nike symbol on her lycra clad rump and decided to frottage the crap out of her.

by Sully Bully September 7, 2015

frottage

Also known as: yoghurting, when a spoon is involved. Because of spelling, it appears to be of US origin; unlike the spelling yogurting, where the expression means something totaly different, about throwing yogurt at windows and cars, etc., usually on an Estate in the UK.

Elton was really satisfied after some yughurting with David. It seemed to excite him far more than the usual frottage they normally engaged in.

by Jimi P September 11, 2008

Square Footage

The "roominess" of a woman's vagina.

This girl I was with last night had a TON of square footage, I think she gets around.

by DanG40 July 14, 2011

Fontage

a) A mishmash of files that clutter your desktop or file folders after you've downloaded all the fonts you can think of.

b) A work of art or writing that places most of its creative value in the use of many different font faces.

a) "Dude, I've got to reorganize these folders. It's just one big fontage in here."

b) "I suck at graphics, so I just made a big fontage for the t-shirt design contest."

by jack_in May 28, 2009

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.

Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?

by Angel & Matt October 5, 2005

Facial Frottage

Rubbing a dick on someone's face. Frottage means sexual rubbing. This is specifically facial sexual rubbing.

While he was giving her facial frottage, Debbie let her BF finally slip it between her lips.

by CrotchGourmet October 9, 2021

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008