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Foster Grunt

One of the leading brands of sunglasses.
I don't wear my Foster Grunts at nighttime.
by andy1 June 15, 2007
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Mark Foster

A sex god who is also the lead singer of Foster The People. Foster The People is the greatest band known to man.
"Man, I'd fuck Mark Foster any day."

"Yeah, he's a real womanizer."
by ftpftw2626 August 3, 2012
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nick foster

a guy whose dick is the size of a big clit.
"my girlfriends clit looks like nick fosters dick"
by nickfostersboyfriend March 19, 2021
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Fisher Price It Up

To over-simplify the explanation of something so that the ding bats, in your place of business, can understand the topic, idea or concept of what you wish to convey.
The operator taking Jay's phone order explained that there was an additional charge of $10.95 for shipping and handling. "I don't understand why you want to charge me $22.95 if the price on the TV says $12.00, said Jay". The operator had to fisher price it up and explain to him. "You see sir, the product is here with me. You want it to be there with you. We need to pay someone to bring it to you."
by George in MIA FL October 13, 2009
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Foster's Law

The rule that "if I’ve Heard of Yer Da I Don’t Need To Hear From You", coined by Dawn Foster. Describes mediocre people who have jobs in the media not because of any talent of their own but because they have rich and famous parents, private schooling and family connections.
Giles Coren a prime example of how Foster's Law holds for almost every man bar Jesus.
by Giles Coren August 22, 2022
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Mask-Fisher

A mask-fisher can be any ordinary person wearing their mask and at first sight the top half of their face looks great but then the moment they take off their mask they're probably fugly af or just a little bit ugly.
Justin: Ayo, have you seen Nicole without her mask on? She's 100% a mask-fisher.

Jesse: On god bro?
by Dank Kryvo Andrek March 8, 2022
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Pulling a Foster

Dating and/or hooking up with a freshman in high school when you are a Senior in high school or older.
"Hey who is Marcus walking down the hallway with? She looks like an 11 year old."

"Oh I can't believe you didn't hear about Marcus pulling a Foster! He's been porking that freshman for weeks now."
by shallb1502 September 21, 2011
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