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Forderon

Pronounced "Forderón". Nickname given to the Toronto Raptors' prolific point guard duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon. They shared the position from 2006-2008 until Ford was traded to Indiana in a six player trade in June 2008.

Other variations: Caldeford or T.Jose Caldeford
"But now the Raptors have an answer for all of that. Thanks to the prolific posters at Realgm.com, their two-headed, four-named duo of T.J. Ford and Jose Calderon has been shortened to Forderon for the sake of brevity and, truth be told, accuracy.

The big-name one names dominate the top of the NBA's point guard statistics, which ideally communicate both efficiency and generosity.

Chris Paul leads the NBA with an average of 10.6 assists a game. Kidd is second with 10.4, while Williams has 10 and Nash and Davis have 8.9 and 8.8, respectively.

But Forderon might be superior to all of them. Ford is sixth in assists with an average of 8.1 a game, while Calderon is tied for 14th with 6.6. No other point guard duo has two halves in the top 20 in the league."

-Michael Grange writing about Forderon in a Globe and Mail article
by alvinsanity August 24, 2008
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forced orgasm

A forced orgasm is consensual BDSM or kinky sexual play whereby a person consents to be forced to orgasm despite their attempts to delay or not to orgasm.
I wanna be tied up and have a forced orgasm while blindfolded.
by 8813 December 28, 2019
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Forced Diversity

1: When an already established IP is purposely distorted to appease certain groups of people in the name of inclusion and diversity while disregarding the original properties lore.

2: When a character's Race, Sex, Sexuality, or identity is changed from the already established IP.

3: Forced diversity is usually solely applied to popular IP to insert groups that weren't a part of the medium ( this is often done poorly) Usually, the lore and story are put secondary behind the diversity and inclusion agenda.
Disney's upcoming little mermaid film will feature a race swap, Ariel despite her being a redhead caucasian for decades. forced diversity plagues American media making it unbearably to watch.
by Samuel v Adams August 27, 2022
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Forced Diversity

When someone is included for no other reason than to please the woke brigade.
Film Director: "This film about the history of Eskimos just isn't diverse enough. Get the casting agent to find a few black lesbians, and we'll create a storyline for them."

Film Producer: "But wouldn't that be, like, forced diversity?"

Film Director: "Who cares, the liberals will love it, and we'll be eligible for Oscar nominations next year".
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forced friendship

When persons pretend to be friends on a regular basis so often that they actually develop a small friendship, even though they can't stand eachother. People will do this for any number of reasons, though commonly it is done to avoid drama or an ass kicking.
Chris - Dude, Abe is such a herb, you're friends with that guy?
James - Meh, it's more of a forced friendship, he's always down to be the designated driver.
Chris - What a tool!
by Flipyoutoo December 30, 2008
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forced hand job

Due to uncontrollable forces, even an unsolicited/unwanted hand job from a beastly woman will eventually come to fruition. Despite any feelings of inhibition or revulsion, what begins as a fearful struggle...inevitably transforms in to a puzzling pleasure...which culminates in a primal scream. (This always happens right before you were about to call the police.)
"I was so drunk, but I could still tell she was ugly. After the forced hand job though, The Darkness took over."

"This scary chick tied me down and started giving me a forced hand job. I was terrified at first...but right when I reached for the phone to call the cops, I came."

"She is such a swamp donkey that all she can look forward to is giving a forced hand job to some guy she drags home after last call."
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Forcedown

When a particular subject becomes too much of a hassle for you to bear any longer. Usually used when one is upset about how what was once enjoyable has become too much to deal with.
This whole NCAA bracket thing has become a major Forcedown.
by Aryeh Cohen March 24, 2007
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