Fonduing

Having sex, especially with some dumb punk who’s way out of your league, but who doesn’t have the sense God gave a turnip, so he doesn’t realize it.

"Throughout World War II, Bucky and Steve had been fonduing in half the barns in France."

by MarvelHuman July 10, 2018

fondle the mailman

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.

Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

by walkingxdisaster October 25, 2012

Fondle the rondle

Fondling the male genitals, as in, penis.

At home late at night, a male and female are watching a movie.

The male says - "If you want to, you can fondle the rondle"
The female says- "OK, that sounds like fun. Let's get horny"

by JUMJUMS October 29, 2011

grundle fondler

The grundle fondler Is a mystical fucking beast who fondles men’s dick

Man 1: Oh man...
Man 2: What’s wrong?
Man 1: The grundle fondler Attacked my dick!
Man 2: Oh Shit!!!
Man 1: Yeah, it was so fucking gay!
Man 2: You need a doctor!!!

by Grundle_My_Fundle November 29, 2018

Fonda, Ny

A place where incest is common. Everyone you know either has a neph-son, a sister-aunt, or brother/sister-cousins. Oh and beware of the red necks.

Oh man, I am never going to Fonda, Ny. Canajoharie is safer than this.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 10, 2021

fondler

One who remains without a girlfriend and obtains great joy from feeling the girls of others. This fondling is not limited to only girlfriends, but all females remain potential victims. The touching may include all body parts, ranging from carressing the arm to just whispering in ones ear while holding the neck. It can take on many forms, including the drive-by fondle, fondle-and-run, drunken-fondle, or even the gang-fondle (which is optimal in crowded areas).

The fondler struck at the party and by 11:30 pm had claimed 23 victims.

by Shababwah Smoradee April 18, 2006

Fondling in a Bush

When two people like to have sexual activity or to masturbate each other in a bush or a run down place

Did you see those two fondling in a bush

Cough cough s h a n e and j o d i

by P u s s y slayer69 March 15, 2019