Fuckoffish

Adjective: A terms to describe the characteristics of an individual who is thoughtless, inconsiderate, offensive of unpleasant. Such people have no regard for others and are deeply self-obsessed deviants with a thinly disguised persecution complex. Fucktards.

Adverb: Fuckoffishly.

"Dan can be so fuckoffish about things some times, he always behaves fuckoffishly when you ask him a direct question. He must be IQR qualified and if he isn't he should be."

by Vengeful Spirit June 3, 2012

fuckoffter

Person you deeply hate, and that person is bad to the bone.

My bro ate my ice cream, what a fucking fuckoffter

by YamaWe February 19, 2017

fuckoffacillin

A medication prescribed by disgruntled doctors for patients who insist that they need to been seen for the slightest piffling cold.

"Hello Mr Smith, I see you have the sniffles again. Take one fuckoffacillin three times a day for five days and you'll feel much better. If you need to come back, make sure it's on a Friday, I don't work on Fridays".

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

Fock off

A word heavily used in a text war when your friend is being a complete and total bitch. This word is also used to describe my parents reaction when I was born

TEXT WAR
Girl 1: just don’t even

Girl 2: Fock off
1: CriStIaNiSm
2: I didn’t swear: FOCK

by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020

fuckoffyounonleagueshite

A request for an individual to kindly go forth and multiply as a consequence of them supporting a lower-ranked football team.

Oi, you, fuck off you non-league shite.

by Blakelekelekely June 25, 2006

angry Fuckoff!!!!!

Spiderman. When hes angry.

Spiderman gets kicked in the balls, and flies through the air saying "Fuckoooooffff!!!!!" alot like cartman in south park. he then shoots web from his penis in a messy fashion and wraps his enemy up in spider-spunk. this is an "angry Fuckoff!!!!!"

by Croft July 4, 2009

Fuckoffdie

An easier way to say "Fuck off and die". Created especially for intelligent people, in effort to make scolding one of the many surrounding fucktards (see "fuctard" in Urban Dictionary) a tad bit less tiring. The funtional difference being less syllables to pronounce therefore saving precious breath that could be used more productively, especially in the presence of the above forementioned fucktards that require such a statement in the multitude and at a frequency greater than every 30 minutes or less.

Dick: Hey Harry can I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: But you just got off of my phone talking to your wife didnt you? Ask Tom if you can borrow his.
5 min later:
Dick: Harry is it ok if I borrow your phone to call my wife?
Harry: Fuckoffdie!

Repeated all over again every 15 min.

by OOV August 25, 2009