Q: What's Mike up to this weekend? A: Since his girlfriend is away he's probably gonna sit home and pound the flounder.
by FunnyMFer March 30, 2010
by Schlossberg January 9, 2008
Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.
by drbinshore May 14, 2010
by Visimicus April 15, 2008
i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES
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last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'
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Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"
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last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'
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Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"
by Brian Ezell January 17, 2008
When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out
by Tuckered out May 16, 2010
by xminorthreatx34 December 5, 2012