Flounder Pubes 

When one's pubic hair is extremely unkempt.

Damn..that dudes got some Flounder Pubes!!

Flounder Pubes by Schlossberg January 14, 2008

Flounder Dick 

Flounder Dick occurs in severely overweight men. When a hugely fat guy developes a "front butt" his dick begins to migrate south like the eye of a juvenile flounder- it is mostly out of necessity due to the encroachment of the "front butt", and to ensure the dick can still hang in the toilet. Extreme cases left untreated can result in the distgusting condition known as Dick Buttkiss.

that dude is so fat, he must have a full fledged flounder dick.

Flounder Dick by drbinshore May 14, 2010

flounder pubes 

when you got so many thick and curly pubes that it looks like you have buckwheat in a leg lock.

i been taking that propecia so long that i grown some muff in my place, i think edward scissor hands could make a brontosaurus topiary out of it. looks like i got a case of the FLOUNDER PUBES

OR

last time dirtwoman took off its moo-moo it looked down and said 'do what i got FLOUNDER PUBES'

OR

Harriet Brindle looked down and said "i have flounder pubes fire crotch"

flounder pubes by Brian Ezell July 23, 2008

Flounder fuck 

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that actual, legitimate fish start to inhabit the women's vagina.

Cj: Yo I fucked that bitch so hard last night

Logan: Damn man, you gave that bitch a flounder fuck.

Flounder fuck by smoke the ganja September 18, 2016

flounder grip 

When a hand gun is held over the head, with the hand oriented palm down, so that the gun is on its side.
This is called the flounder grip, as the sites will eventually migrate to the side of the slide, and once again be on the top, much like a flounder's eyes migrate to the side of the flounder's head so that the eyes are both on top.

See any armed robbery movie footage, or flounder photos from nature documentaries.

"The bank robber was holding the gun in a flounder grip, surely to stike fear in his victims with his certainty of aim."

flounder grip by William Maderas May 8, 2008

flounder fuck 

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that the penis turns into a fish and swims through the vagina.

Jhon:Dude guese what.
Joe:what?
Jhon:Me and Shania are gonna flounder fuck tonite.

flounder fuck by Alien have no butholes November 7, 2016

Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercly making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.

I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye

Flounder Eye by Smellman April 2, 2009