flossing the otter

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.

Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.

by nem- January 25, 2015

Flossing the cat

something said to make out you are busy when really, you couldn't be further from it.

I would love to watch twilight with you but I'm Flossing the cat and anal bleaching the hamster..

by facebookbloke July 21, 2011

flossing her vocal cords

The act of deep throating a penis so hard that it feels like you just flossed your vocal cords.

My fiance' loves flossing her vocal cords with my cock!

by Jennilover21 April 12, 2022

Flossing the comb

Giving oral to a chick (or dude, if you swing that way...) who is hairy like a beast.

23:59 <Dr_Hero> I can't believe I'm flossing my comb

by Stampy June 4, 2004

flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

flossing the muffin

When a thong is showing on someone with a muffin top

that thong is totally flossing the muffin

by toiletcake March 16, 2009