Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine
Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...
by coolest fox alive !!! February 28, 2016
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Floofs

A well known player in World of Warcraft on Eitrigg that is always chat banned for calling other players niggers in Goldshire.
Random Player: Gd
Floofs: You're a fucking nigger
by Grandelderx February 17, 2019
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A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.
Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!
by frostycakes April 12, 2010
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Floof

The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.
"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."
by Papi Longcock June 08, 2018
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Floof

The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.
Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!
by The Fag Slayer696969 March 26, 2020
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floof

(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~
"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.
by yubee and pi March 01, 2005
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floofing

Similar to fluffing or to fluff however to a severe degree
Tyler was floofing his beard till the loss and eventual expiration of a poodle.
by tyaughter February 09, 2010
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