Floofs

A well known player in World of Warcraft on Eitrigg that is always chat banned for calling other players niggers in Goldshire.

Random Player: Gd
Floofs: You're a fucking nigger

by Grandelderx February 16, 2019

Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine

Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...

by coolest fox alive !!! August 22, 2016

floof

A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.

Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!

by frostycakes April 12, 2010

Floof

The name assigned to my adorable, short daughter, who is perfect, precious, and incredibly cute.

"I can only describe Rene's daughter as a floof."

by Papi Longcock June 14, 2018

Floof

The person right below your bff that you use for homework answers but is also a friend.

Sorry Morgan, Alison is my bff, but you're just below her, you're my floof!

by The Fag Slayer696969 March 26, 2020

floof

(v)to make oneself pretty, to dress up (ie to use materials such as make-up, nail polish, hair spray etc.); usually with in reference to a group of friends (female, although on rare occasions, males might also floof XD) in preparation for a dance or other social function
Other forms: ~y, ~ed, ~ing, pre-~

"I do not floof." (Translation: "I do not fuss around with silly girly items.")
She did not floof yesterday.

by yubee and pi February 17, 2006

floofing

Similar to fluffing or to fluff however to a severe degree

Tyler was floofing his beard till the loss and eventual expiration of a poodle.

by tyaughter February 8, 2010