floaters

bits of plasma, protein, or vitreous that are suspended in the vitreous humor (the gelly substance that fills your eye ball)Though they are normal; most people will get them eventually. They can be congential (from birth) or develop (usually as you get older) They are annoying at first, but most people learn to cope with them. They can be best seen on bright days or while looking at a uniform object, such as the sky.

These floaters are distracting me!

by Anand M June 10, 2007

floater

A floater is a social mastermind who wavers between members of one particular clique or between multiple cliques in general, pitting people against one another and leeching out information without seeming like a threat. A perfected floater will appear incredibly trustworthy and neutral and will play both sides, but in reality, floaters look out for themselves and do whatever possible to keep themselves alive in any given scenario.

After playing both sides, floater Janina decided to attend neither Trichelle's nor Mindy's party, so that neither clique queen would be upset with her.

by Gigglez July 24, 2008

floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.

A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.

by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005

floaters

1.boyant turds,turds of a high boyancy

2.natural breasts
3.beer left sitting out

There r floaters in the toilet,look at that pair of floaters!
some one left a floater around the table

by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 22, 2009

floater

1 - a small, lighter-than-water turd that, no matter how much you flush, refuses to BE GONE!
hence,
2 - an obnoxious asshole that you can't seem to get rid of

dude 1 - Man, what's up with your little bro? Every time we fire up a blunt, he's like, THERE!

dude 2 - Yeah, he's pretty much a fucking floater. He needs to get a life or start contributing to the cause!

by bigbadwoof December 20, 2006

floaters

Breasts, especially large breasts that may have been augmented. As used by Dannii Minogue on UK television

Dannii was asked about plastic surgery and she replied, "I've had my floaters done!"

by EDMWF December 15, 2008

floaters

the opposite of sprewells. they dont spin at all.

Which is better spinners or floaters?

by MaTT January 2, 2005