floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

Pie Floater

Bizarre Australian "delicacy" that involves a meat pie, floating in pea soup, with tomato sauce on the top.

by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

terd floater

sudden heavy rain that floats dried horse or cow manure

we had a texas terd floater, now there's shit all in the yard

by wevil November 14, 2003

eye floater

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'

-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !

by arsenist February 18, 2009

Floaties

Larger size boobs make excellent floaties. So by skinnny dipping you allow your breasts to work as floating devices.

Get your floaties out were going for a swim.

by Ornella Z December 31, 2005

floater

The body of a drowned person, used by police, emergency personnel and news reporters.

A bloated floater bobbed in the East River near the old Broolyn Navy Yard.

by T.E. Bell July 1, 2005