the fletcher: noun, verb. (phlet ~ cher)
1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).
a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.
2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.
3. this maneuver is also known as either:
a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
1. to perform a fletcher, you must sleep with a girl the night you meet her at HER PLACE, this is step one (the most important step). second, the girl must either fall asleep, or pass out (if drinking is involved, which it probably is). third, you have to leave in the middle of the night, and, finally, fourth, you have to leave a small amount of money on her dresser and/or nightstand (a $5 bill is preferred).
a. leaving a business card or a note with your number is worth bonus points.
2. the purpose is to make a slutty or whorish girl realize that she is, in fact, both slutty and whorish.
3. this maneuver is also known as either:
a. the 'julia roberts'
b. the 'cheap date'
c. or the 'sleazy bateman'
"you remember that stupid girl from the bar last night? yeah... i totally pulled a fletcher, or, sleezy bateman if you will, on her. maybe now she'll realize that her way of life is not okay by any stretch of the word."
by justin (the original fletcher) pacheco September 15, 2006
fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!
by iamyourmam...seriously February 4, 2010
originated and used in port chester new york by the infamous mig louch.fletcher, its a typical white boy name used as a great stereotype for gringos mostly from rye ,greenwich, harrison, and other white boy towns in westchester ny.
yo why is there alaways mad fletchers in hubbas say i wont snuff them hahha, nah b vatos in here are already on that and flip is waitin to scare them outside hahaha.
by vatoloco madball August 9, 2007
A guy that friend-zones the hottest and most loyal friend he can get. Although he is very funny and nice, he can sometimes be annoying as he doesn't listen to other people's opinions about who to date. Fletcher likes new girls to crush on as sometimes he gets BORED of the people who legitimately care for him. Many people get lost in his charming blue eyes and blonde hair but is awoken by how he again FRIEND-ZONES them.
by ugh111 July 11, 2017
by lotrelf June 11, 2009
the act of sucking ejaculatory fluids out of the anal cavity that you just went off in: usually with a straw, more precisely the bendy kind
by kitty April 25, 2005
1) is a word of favoring a certain person even if the person is not up to that level of appreciation;
2) an act of overrating a person.
It is typically used in Carrington football training ground in Manchester as Alex Ferguson favoring Darren Fletcher ahead of more quality midfielders.
2) an act of overrating a person.
It is typically used in Carrington football training ground in Manchester as Alex Ferguson favoring Darren Fletcher ahead of more quality midfielders.
A: Look, that young lad looks promising.
B: Nah, he can't dribble, he can't shoot, he is just fletcherized by the manager.
B: Nah, he can't dribble, he can't shoot, he is just fletcherized by the manager.
by benskp December 10, 2010