This is when a queer fucks another queer in the ass, finishing and then grabs a straw and sucks his own spunk out a spits it on his partners face... I hate queers!
A fletcher is a giant retarded person, no attractive qualities at all and literallyilliterate.
Fletching is also a male gay sex term for sucking cum out of your partners butthole.
Dude 1: "Hey why does that guy not know how to walk or read?"
Dude 2: "Oh, cuz he's a Fletcher. The guy took too much acid and is now a burden of the state."
Dude 1: "Now i realize all the Fletcher definitions on urban dictionary are completely wrong, thanks bruh!"
One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.
Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....
Fletcher is a boy's name, first or second name. He doesn't care what he looks like. Many girls like him as he does not like them back. He likes red and his favouriteanimal is a duck . He is a wimp as not very strong.He thinks he is funny but he is not.
Bob; Did you see in PE, Fletcher couldn't hardly hold him self on the bars.
An astronomically intellectual man with an IQ so high, it takes him mere moments to comprehend SAT level vocabulary and utilize them in a jaw-dropping intricate sentence. His chiseled jawline can cut through cheese.
Biggie-Mac- "Hey guys I forgot the knife to cut the Cheese for Cheese Club but its cool because we can just use Fletcher's chin.
One of the nicest, funniest, sweetest guys you will ever meet. If you meet a Fletcher he will be a bit awkward at first but once you get to know him he is one of the most amazing people ever. If a fletcher ever becomes your boyfriend he will be loyal till the end and will always put you first. Fletchers can also be described as a “vsco boyfriend”. Over all he’s going to change your life for the better if you let a fletcher in and know that he will always have your back. Even if he jokes about not having it.