fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.

I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.

by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004

fender rhodes

a piano made from 1965 to the early 80s. Electro mechanical, sounds by means of tines, tone bars, and pickups. Rhodes was not used in "money" that was a wurlitzer 200A

joni mitchell has rhodes on "the hissing of summer lawns"

by j December 20, 2003

fender jag

Greatest guitar ever made!!! Used by the likes of My Bloody Valentine, The Cure, Sonic Youth, Mudhoney, Dinosaur Jr., and Nirvana. Originally discontinued and seen as failure during the mid 70's, the alternative movement of the late 80's brought the Jaguar to the forefront of style again, as well as the Jazzmaster.

That Fender Jag has a shitty bridge, but sounds real nice.

by Joe hascol July 7, 2008

Flendextor

A demon that loves rutabagas and rules over nine realms. He carries a thorn whip and a battle axe. His skin is red and he has massive wings and horns.

He owns a shitty geek app to sell his shitty shit.

"O SHIT, IT'S FLENDEXTOR"

"HELLO MORAL, IT IS ME, FLENDEXTOR, RULER OF NINE REALMS and SOON TO BE 10."

"THE WORLD IS FUCKED."

by Follower of Flendextor June 16, 2018

The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.

“Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”

by The5thNov September 5, 2020

Fenderburg

Large chunks of Ice and/or slush that get stuck behind a vehicle's tire.

Jesus Christ, Thoms, get rid of the Fenderburg

by N. Dave February 18, 2004

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009