freezer candy

a woman with whom you can have predictably tasty casual sex, as frequently and for as long as you like; she'll always be there.

Rob: Hey, you seein' Sarah tonight?
Dane: Probably. You know she's my freezer candy.
Rob: Great!

by Dane and Sarah January 21, 2008

freezer monkey

Derogatory term for residents of Alaska.

I knew the McCain/Palin campaign was doomed to failure because nobody would want a freezer monkey in the White House.

by Balke2 July 1, 2014

freezer filler

A sexually attractive female who is not exactly petite; possibly larger than you.

Term derives from deer-hunting terminology that refers to bagging a deer that is large and rife with edible meat (to be stored in the freezer) instead of having a trophy-sized rack.

Guy 1: Wow, look at that big chick over there! Not bad!
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a freezer filler right there.

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

Freezer Tetris

The act of storing frozen goods in a freezer in order to maximize space, esp. when a large quantity of perishables must be stored in a smaller refrigeration unit.

Like the Nintendo game from which the term was derived, Freezer Tertis involves shifting and rotating boxes of frozen goods in order to fill any empty spaces.

Um, we're going to have to play Freezer Tetris if you want to fit all of this stuff in there.

by aeromat November 14, 2006

freezerino

A familiar term for a freezer, especially a cryogenic freezer. Coined in the film ALIEN.

Brett: Back to the old Freezerino's.

by Denius Kane April 29, 2011

Fleener

A person who ruins another persons fun

Greg was a fleener, he stunk up the room and i could not get out.

by shouf January 4, 2004

freezerburn

A term used to describe an insult that is both "cold" and "a burn"

Sam: My mom thinks I'm cool.
Sam's Mom: No, you're pretty much a loser
Bob: OOOOOHHHH! FREEZERBURN!

by JayMay March 26, 2008