Flarp

An offensive name to call someone.

Snoof, you're such a Flarp.

by Puh_the_Homeless_man September 15, 2020

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

Flarp

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna

person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp

by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018

Flarping

When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping

So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.

by Leonhearted August 15, 2017

Flarp

dying fish

I am a flarping fish.

by gh98764 June 15, 2018

flarp/flarped

When something is fucked or strong in a bad way

bro 1:"yo i hit that shit and it was flarped as fuck"

bro 2:"yea i told you that shit was flarp"
flarp/flarped

by Uhygftrd October 24, 2023

Flarp

Flarp is a type of slime that my friend in Arkansas is 100% convinced that flarp is just something me and my friend made to fuck with him.

Flarp

by Loser Xylophone December 27, 2023