to flarker

when you are laughing really hard like when u are high or somtheing and then u need to calm urself down before you piss yourself, so u make a noise sort of like: ooh-ooh laugh a bit more} oooh laugh less} oooh! finish laughing

"wow we really need to flarker" or "dude you flarkered- that shit was fre" (see 'fre')

by Jax+dee+courtz November 13, 2005

Flarking

The sexual act of urinating onto/into someones eye.

Hey baby, have you ever tried flarking before?

by Puedro September 29, 2014

Flargen

A Vagina, A Woman's Frontal Private Area; The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.

Last Night I I Put My Dingle in that Chicks Flargen, "Flargen & Dingle"

by Dan "The Man" Burn-All March 14, 2011

flaken

When you are in a certain moment to flake, or be flaking on someone else.

To flake on someone

"You be flaken on me..."
"AYE, im flaken, im flaken!

by Wooden Toe April 18, 2018

flarke

relationship that not many ship but is canon unlike bellarke and clexa.
(clarke is a bitch and finns a dickhead so y'know i fucking ship the hell out of this)

flarke is a pair of sucky skets.

by warriorxblake June 2, 2017

Fuarken

used for emphasis or to express anger, annoyance, contempt, or surprise.

Also commonly used by Victor Simonovski as a space-filler in descriptive storytelling.

"What are you doing FAURKEN!?" Being defined as vulgar slang

Used alone or as a noun or verb in various phrases to express annoyance, contempt, or impatience.

childish spelling for the adjectival/adverbial intensive "fucking"

An easy way to identify you're chatting with an illiterate &/or child.

Can also be used as a space filler (instead of "umm..." or "err...")
(ADJECTIVE)

normal: Debbie is so faurken' FINE!

ankie: Debbie is so faurken phyne!

(ADVERB)

normal: I was fuckin' late so I took the faurken bus.

ankie: I was fucken late so I took the faurken bus.

(GRATUITOUS INTENSIVE)

normal: I'm not doing well in Math class.

ankie: So, I'm faurken like fuarken failing fuakren math, you fuarken know?

by Stormy_Forrester February 13, 2018

Farken darken nuggs

A way to dramatically convey an idea or point

Well that’s a Farken darken nuggs of an idea!

by Razberries February 4, 2021