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Flap

The act of farting in someone's face, then immediately turning around and slapping them to bring them back to reality.
Jane kept running her mouth at me last night, so I had to give her the flap to let her know who the boss is.

Hey man, don't hang out with John, he's a flapper.
by bob_stencil January 20, 2011
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flap

labia or failure... you decide
1. She had no knickers on and you could see her flaps

2. Sorry I didn't come out with you guys last night... I flapped it!!
by 123x May 11, 2011
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flaps

Erstwhile and previously undisclosed girlfriend of Flipper the Friendly Dolphin
Little Timmy: Look Captain...its Flipper...theres another dolphin with him!
Captain Peg: Arrrgghhh...there be Flaps...
by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008
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Flap

A hip alternative to pussy, box, snatch, and cutty. Flap refers to more than just the beef curtains, it covers all areas of one's womanhood.
"Me and DeAndre about to hit the town scouting for flap"

"I creased that flap last night dawg, and I didn't even have to wear a flap jacket"
by Dirk Daddy August 18, 2011
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flaps

A hinged section of an aircraft's wing which allows the aircraft to fly slower but also generates enough lift to stay aloft.
Flaps - check 30
Controls - check free
by Charlie December 6, 2004
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Flap

The sound one makes when masturbateing to porn on a laptop computer. Also can be the sound mad when your pounding a honey hole and your ballsack and ramrod slam against those meaty lips.
We got home early only to walk in our apartment and hear the sound flap flap flap flap flap flaaaaaaap flap of Tim our virgin roomate wackin off to porn on his laptop.
by FLAPFLAPfromNC December 27, 2011
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Flapped

Oh I flapped your mum yesterday
by Idkwhatthismeans April 24, 2021
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