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Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.
Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker”
by 3Djoker November 15, 2018
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chav flappers

Little England flags that are attached to car windows when the England football team is making a brief guest appearance in the first couple of rounds of a major football tournament.
I didn't expect Barry to stick chav flappers on his BMW
by fatmarrow June 20, 2010
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flapjack tits

/ˈflapˌjak tits/
noun

North American

Breasts that, when a woman is naked, hang or sag down in a way that makes them resemble flapjacks or pancakes. It is especially apparent when she bends over.
With her bra on she looked like she had a huge rack. When she took off the bra I could see she actually had flapjack tits.
by Aeytrious March 2, 2017
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flippity flappity

1. A phrase used as a sentence filler when trying to remember a word.

2. A codename for a secret term, usually a place or action.

3. A word to describe bullshit, or something that's said to be true when it's really not.

4. Another word for excitement.
1. "I think he was being... uh... flippity flappity... discriminatory!"

2. "Let's go flippity flappity."

3. "That's a real load of flippity flappity."

4. "There's been a lot of flippity flappity on the news lately."
by Poncho Franzwarez December 24, 2009
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Saggy Flapjacks

The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.
"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"

"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."
by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012
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Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....
"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell
by Austin B. January 31, 2005
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