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flanning 

Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.
Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.
flanning by U-dub May 17, 2016
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fake talk, when you talkin to someone and they frontin to you
I was trying to get this nigga to tell me the truth, but he was flankin
flankin by homeyboy99 October 20, 2008

Anne Franking 

When you hide your girlfriend away from your friends and family for an awkwardly long amount of time into the relationship.
Im Anne Franking my girlfriend because I dont think my family will like her.
Anne Franking by BubbleButt114 October 28, 2014

Pissy Flanging Gay Ball 

A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.
"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"

franking 

liking/having a crush on somebody because you have no other options.
A: I think I might have a crush on this guy in my friend group.
B: Yeah because he’s literally the only guy there. You’re just franking, trust me.
franking by maneater March 15, 2021

Franking out 

Franking, Franked:
When you are so high that any noise you hear in you house/apartment makes you think someone is trying to arrest you, just like Ann Frank listening for Nazi's in her attic.

Frankers normally say things like, "Shh, what was that man?" or "Shh" followed by the silence of the franker listening for noises.

Normally used to describe a bud smoking novice, but a serious smoker can frank out just the same.
I think Dj smoked way too much, look at him franking out over there.

Last night I was hella blazed man, I kept hearing noises in my kitchen. I was franking out hardcore.

Dude am I franking out or did you hear that door slam
Franking out by ThaBirdman December 11, 2010

Franking 

The act of bending ones knees during sex in order to last longer
Yo, Smellis bro! You gotta try this new move in the sack! Franking made me last 20 minutes!
Franking by Burnie Sandurs January 30, 2017