Fish Tank(ing)

When a female has a smelly pussy, and traps you under the bed sheets.. much like the common Dutch Oven.

The hilarity of my boyfriend's dutch oven was quickly dissolved when I instead spread my legs and the dreadful smell of pussy entraped him in a tank of my vaginal fishyness. Boom, fish tank(ing).

by Brittinator July 22, 2014

mississippi fish tank

When you take a piss in a girl's mouth and while she gargles you jerk off in her mouth.

Dude: Hey baby, I heard about this new thing called the "mississippi fish tank", wanna try it?

Babe: Sounds weird? What is it?

Dude: You trust me?

Babe: Mmmm...yeah?

Dude: Open wide then, close your eyes, and try not too swallow.

by shmurban shmactive April 26, 2009

Fishtanked

When you get catfished by your air bnb photos!

We went for a weekend away this weekend, got fishtanked by our accomodation

by TartanSpartan July 22, 2022

Fishtanking

When you are sitting back in a group setting or party and just observing what is happening and watching the drama unfold.

Do you want to get to the party later and do some fishtanking? I heard there might be some drama that goes down. Perfect opportunity for us to fishtank.

by Puppetmasters225 May 28, 2025

Fishtan

The crusted, scale-like coating created after blasting splang across a girl (or fellow if you're that way inclined).

Mr A: "I could barely believe my eyes! My and 3 of my mates gave her a all over fishtan"

Mr B: "Cripes!"

by squidbeak March 25, 2010

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.

“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”

by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020