poor man's first class

The occurrence when no one else occupies your row section of economy seats on an airplane, usually three seats. Two people can experience this on a domestic aircraft with one aisle, three when two aisles.

I traveled in poor man's first class on the way here, the plane was only half full!

by Das Peguinisch February 8, 2026

Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

by ernmoran February 1, 2025

first classhole

ANYONE who sits in first class on a flight.

Son, you see those folks who are sitting in the front of the plane? Those are what you call "first classholes". Fortunately, they're most likely to die in a crash.

by 85cyclone December 29, 2015

first classholes

Anyone and everyone who sits in the first class section of a plane. These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food.

These entitled pricks aren't pleased enough with the mere amazing fact they're flying in a tube 6 miles above the earth. No, that's not good enough for them. They need free booze, hot towels and food. And God forbid you try to use their restroom. What a bunch of first classholes!

by 85cyclone March 26, 2016

FirstClassReject

The resort of millions of rejections,
it takes a simple rejection to become a Reject but a lifetimes worth brings you up to Reject First Class.

Man hits on girl + girl gives man the finger,
girl not that hot = Rejection

by Warren Worthington III August 17, 2005

Firstclass

Wonderful, stupendous, brilliant, splendid.

"Yo, are you gonna come to the studio tonight?"

"Bet"
"Firstclass my man."

"I heard you got your own place. We gonna have a house warming party?"

"Of course we are."
"Fuckin firstclass dawg"

by Emod Gib December 1, 2023