Firehose Cock

A man with an unholy attribute that allows him to remove all urine from his bladder in under five seconds, with the escaping liquid making the sound of a firehose.

I was just pissing, and this man whipped out his firehose cock and was done before my stream turned into a drizzle.

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019

colombian firehose

When liquid feces exits the rectum at a velocity that is reminiscent of a firehose.

"Aw man, I picked up my dog when she was sick and she pulled a Colombian firehose all over my leg

by Mcgby128 May 13, 2016

Carolina firehose

The act of drinking a glass of carolina reaper pepper juice and later pissing in your partners mouth so they feel the effect of the peppers.

Man 1: I gave my girl a carolina firehose yesterday. She had to drink so much milk.
Man 2: yo what the fuck dude

by FortniteTerrible May 13, 2022

firehole

Is slang for when you go to take a dump after eating spicy food and you get that hot and sometimes unbearable burning sensation at your butthole. You know you have had firehole before if you have ever felt the need to sit in ice water after or during a hot dump. Firehole can be bad and will force you to take small breaks between turds so your butthole can cool off.

Man that chili gave me some bad firehole this morning.

by jwatkins936 November 14, 2013

firedog

The new name for Circuit City's uber 1337 PC installations and repair center. Circuit City's equivalent of Best Buy's n00b squad..

firedog liek toly pwns geek squad n stuff rite

by ipwnnoobs September 12, 2006

firehouse

when two people are too kinky for kinky sex, and decide to light the womans pubes on fire and the guy puts it out with his cum

"baby, i think we've got to a point in our relationship where we can firehouse..what do you say"
"hell yeah get the lighter"

by sex on fire addict November 29, 2009

Firehouseing

In the middle of a romping session of hardcore penetration, you take cologne and a lighter, proceed to light a womans shave cave on fire and shove your meat stick right in her flaming cunt hole. Right before and third degree burns permanently scar, you then pull out right before you blow a giant five roper and put out the blazing vagina. If done correctly the end result should consist of a perfectly hairless pussy, all hairs burned off, and a full stomach since all of this is done while eating a delicious sub from Firehouse.

Dude: dont move baby...

Chick: what are you doing?!?!?!!

Dude: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM FIREHOUSEING UR ASS! *lights pussy on fire

Chick: AAHAAUAHAUHAHAHAHUAHUAGUHAUGUUAUAA!!!!!

by cockjuggling thundercunt December 30, 2009