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Filibuster Obstructa

You have 40 seconds until doom you have to knock him back every time you can or else you will die
by normal dude from serbia July 28, 2025
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five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.
Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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filibuster

1. A huge waste of time.
2. A republican babbling trying to block a law they don't like from being passed.
Zack: Mommy, I wanna bring my new toy!
Jenna: No, Zack. You can't bring your new toy. It's a filibuster.
by CoasterMan13 December 23, 2021
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Ravioli Filibuster

The act of finding an Italian prostitute and having them wrap your own umbilical chord from birth around your neck while they're inserting an artificial penis up your rectum.
"Bro that ravioli filibuster I got last night got me barely walking right now."
by Marshall8912 May 26, 2025
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Filibuster?

Is it NOT that? Did you think you were making a point? No repeating my own words back to me does not prove whatever point you are trying to make. Your kids keep getting raped and murdered because you think you're a big brain for doing shit like this but in reality you're a fucking retard. And I walked right past 2 of them the other day and the little girl was close enough to grab. The boy was probably far enough away to run before I got him but 1 is enough.
Hym "Is this not a filibuster? What point could you possibly be making here?"
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Filibuster Obstructa

some enemy from battle cats that has a 40 second attack animation that deals probably 1 million damage but gets knockbacked by a pebble
filibuster obstructa is a dissapointing boss
by memeaddictive September 19, 2023
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