fildez syndrome

Looking drunk,stoned, hungover or all three without being so.

After having less than four hours of sleep last night but with ten cups of coffee, I must say I've got the fildez syndrome.

by David Shum January 28, 2008

foldgers

To wake someone by inserting a finger their butthole. Works just as well as coffee.

Foldgers Theme: The best part of waking up... is a finger in your butt.

by mooke's zj July 1, 2011

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy originally intended for autistic children and people with ADHD. All you have to do is spin it! Comes in many different sizes and variations.

Griffin: "Bruh what the fuck is that thing you're spinning?"
Jack: "It's my FIDGET SPINNER!!!"

by GriffinMascja June 19, 2017

fidget spinner

a device originally designed to help those with ADHD. unfortunately it has become the cancerous symbol of 12 year old boys

Person 1: Omg look at that little kid! He's playing minecraft!
Person 2: Dude, it's not cool to make fun of kids
Person 1: Hold up. He's got a fidget spinner too!
Person 2: Yea he's fair game

by | amazing grace | July 6, 2017

viviannaren_fidgettoy

She’s on tiktok with 84 followers She’s just cute she likes to ignore people sometimes

@viviannaren_fidgettoy she talks like an grown up and ignores people sometimes, she gets bullied from her sister a lot, she is kind and nice.

by Simpypoopy January 31, 2021

foldgers

Giving a woman a wake up call by inserting a penis into her vagina. Given the name from the Foldgers coffee song.

Amanda's boyfriend made sure she got to class on time by giving her a Foldgers at 7:30 AM.

Foldgers Theme Song: "The best part of waking up, is with a giant cock in your vagina"

by Amanda Baaa December 7, 2006

Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.

I'm gonna go do some Fidget Spinner Masterbation..

by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017