figitag

The act of anal passing off sex, when you pass off a fig from one ass to another ass.

I totally figitagged your ass, man!

by Figgifag April 16, 2010

Figitness

physical movement as a result of an uncomftorable social evniornment.

i dont want to be watching this show...so i will use my figitness to avoid the socially akward situation i put myself in cause i want to be around you..

by [e-mail] October 1, 2010

Fixbit

Fixbit: An amalgamation of the two words, "Fixed" and "Debit".

Fixbit is financial inclusion in its finest form. At the very least, in terms of returns on bank account deposits, to its subscribers.

An unlikely FinTech innovation coming out of the West African sub-region - and soon to be formally launched - it should set that sub-continent's teeming masses on an enthusiastic new path to poverty alleviation, wholesale.

The new wurd on the streets for preferred electronic payments -with profits attached - will be out pretty soon: Fixbit.

Hey, can I make payment with my Fixbit card?

by surgeonD December 24, 2016

figite

a fancier way of saying fidget

this is a cool figite spinner .

by the_super_boss April 18, 2017

Figlitive

It’s not quite literal and it’s not quite figurative. It’s a clean routine on the balance beam. X X

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Damn, those Nikes are fly! Figlitively speaking

by DocTheDirtySureon September 1, 2021

figitated

The state of being fidgety and agitated (and/or irritated).

Bubby figitated, as he was on his fourth Jolt while waiting for his spouse to get ready for the evening. He should just relax. They were already an hour late, and another 10 minutes won't make a damn bit of difference anyway.

by Bubby Well October 25, 2009

figwit

Figwit is an elf Dumbass. When Frodo said "I will take it the Ring to Mordor" the camera pans to the left showing an Elf, making people go "Frodo is great...who is that?"

watch the movie dipshit

by KissMeImIrishorGetOnYourKnees. November 18, 2003