Wet Cockney Fiddler

Being under the thumb of a girlfriend.

She’s bossing him around, he’s such a wet cockney fiddler.

by Hugh Horace January 8, 2018

fiddle fart

Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.

Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.

What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.

by Tim Griffith December 11, 2004

Fiddle Diddle

When you rub syrup on someone's nipples

Originated from a Youtube video entitled: YTP Michael Becomes Increasingly Explicit

When i was 7 i rubbed syrup on my sister's really big nipples fiddle diddle riddle diddle !

by nick shredder June 17, 2011

ass fiddler

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses

That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!

by V dux September 5, 2007

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

fiddlin' ben

according to McGloin, in "Gangs of New York" -- a fella so low he's willing to do anything, including selling dead bodies.

Amsterdam (Leonardo DiCaprio) is nothing but a fiddlin' ben.

by goat78 December 3, 2009

fiddy

Pronounciation of fifty if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)

All the girls are like fiddy, your so priddy, on my dick like i ghost-write for p diddy

by Jamus February 6, 2004