by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 8, 2022
Get the festive american mug.When someone fills their mouth with either beer, wine or some other alcoholic beverage to the point where their cheeks are swollen and then spit-squirt it at & into someones else's butt-hole from distance of no more than 6 inches away.
My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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An exciting act where a prostitute at a 7-11 store dry beats a guy's cock over and over until it bleeds, in which case, the guy then helicopters their bloody penis so that the blood drips in a swirling pattern onto their slurpee of choice; creating a festively wonderful display of a peppermint-flavored beverage shared between the guy and the gal.
Jeremy never expected to receive a festive peppermint Slurpee at 3 AM last Saturday!
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
Andrea was nervous sharing her first festive peppermint Slurpee with Jose.
by bayharborfartsmella November 8, 2025
Get the Festive Peppermint Slurpee mug.The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing
by Tipperdave November 12, 2025
Get the Festive yule log mug.by Paul Sise October 18, 2004
Get the pre-festive mug.Jarred realized the men hitting on him were due to his mildly festive pink slacks and I love BOYZ tee-shirt.
by MastaP January 24, 2006
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This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.
Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!
This is a reference to Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst review of "Hollywood Cop", specifically a line said by the late, lamented Cameron Mitchell.
Jay brings up the line, and Rich Evans, aka "Dick the Birthday Boy" adamantly refuses to admit that this line was in Hollywood Cop, instead thinking it was in Samurai Cop. WRONG!
by lubertdas June 26, 2017
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