Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.
by charlie March 18, 2005
Get the hamster feltchingmug. When you are horny and hungry combine a Wendys Frosty with your partner's pussy or asshole then drink it out with a straw.
by TheJu March 17, 2017
Get the frosty feltchmug. by Sensation69 April 20, 2018
Get the feltch dragonmug. The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.
by Richard Chode June 27, 2007
Get the Chunky Feltchmug. 1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007
Get the feltch whoremug. the art of cumming in a dogs hairy anus and sucking it out through a straw and spitting it into the dogs mouth making a dog feltched snowball.
by feltchman March 8, 2007
Get the dog feltchingmug. by jok69 September 17, 2011
Get the Dry Feltchingmug.