Folkert

Basicly Hitler, talk to them with caution they probably have a Panzer Wagen in their back yard, And when approaching do it with caution they are a very agressive variaton of the german Hitler But do remember they are always armed with a Luger. They also have a very unique mating process, it involves a battle of murder and dominating, they are also classified under the D.I.C.S Dapper Intelligent and Cool Scouts.

That guy is such a Folkert he wants to astablish a facist third reich

by CommunismAstablisher69000 January 17, 2018

Falker

Someone who stalkers people, behind the use of fake avatars, on the internet.
Derived from a mixture of Stalk and Fake.

"This person don't look real, they been stalking me, what a falker!"

by falker0001 November 21, 2009

fekker

Irish slang version of fucker.

Your some fekker for robbin my mars bar!

by Rick Lime January 22, 2004

felkner

the hottest last name in the world you dont fuck with the felkner family youll get screwed up the butt. seriously dont mess with the felkners.

hahaha that felkner screwed me up the butt

by thatdamnbastard August 23, 2011

Duck Felter

A name to give a non-existent halloween costume.

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...

by PamEyes October 31, 2009

Felzer

A sexual position involving a gallon of old milk (preferably soy), a sac of muskrats, a dead skinless midget, bagels, an omaha steak (only the best!). The male tends to wear a ski mask with a rabbi outfit while the female is in her clown suit with her facial and armpit hair grown to their fullest extent.
(NOTE: this move usually attempted with the video camera and if it is your first time have a paramedic on site)

Cop 1: the man seems to have died while giving a felzer to his dog sir
Cop 2: holy shit!

by Bran Church June 18, 2008

poop feckers

anyone who posts at the "misc" forum at guitar.com is a gay poop fecker

hahaha eat shit poop feckers

by you dung slammers May 2, 2004