felching

the act of ejaculating semen into one's anal cavity, and then sucking it out through a straw, funnel, or other receptacle.

Did you see John felching Dan's asshole?

by thatoneguy38 February 27, 2019

Felch Muffin

A confectionary item created by using a cake like mixture. Which includes ingredients such as semen and faeces which are the by products of the known activity of felching.

Thank you very much for the incredibly tasty Felch Muffins Mrs. Hilary.

SLANG: Ben is a Felch Muffin

by Starfabregas4 October 22, 2007

Felype

Are comedians, actors, and all around smartass’s. They like to make the people around them happy even if it’s at thier own expense. They are lovable and kind and a true loyal friend. Just don’t make them angry.

Felypes, They can be your best friend or your worst enemy, choose wisely.

by angelface77 February 9, 2010

eyeball felch

Just what it sounds like. To ejaculate in your partner's eye, and then lick it out.

I know Trevor really loves me because last night we eyeball felched.

by Dom H September 7, 2006

Fosters felch

(n.v.) An Australian sexual practice similar to a regular felch, but instead of eating semen out of a body cavity, involves sucking out beer that has been sprayed into vaginal vault or rectum (usually facilitated by vigorous agitation of beverage can/bottle).

That Cheryl was a wild sheila, I Fosters felched a slab of beer from her butt hole last night!

by Dr Merkin March 14, 2009

Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.

I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!

by Mistrfister August 5, 2010

Buzzy Felch

Felching via the Back Door. The oral extraction of seminal fluid from the anal canal.

She's hot. If the Back Door was open I'd give her a Buzzy Felch.

by h'day December 9, 2008