Felchers Dungeon

A dark or dank place usually filled to the brim with Felchers, Felchmongers, Felch merchants and Felch farmers going about their business.

guy1: Yo dude, the other night i walked in to blockbuster and it was like a total Felchers Dungeon.

guy2: Dude, what did you do?

guy1: What else, i got down on all fours and farmed me some felch!

by Felchers Dungeon November 14, 2009

frog felcher

someone who fucks a frog up the arse, then sucks out their cum fro the frogs arse

see that bloke over there, he's a right frog felcher

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Felching

To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.

"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"

by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005

felcher

a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth

"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

Felchin

The action of licking taint formally known as tossing salad

My mom caught me felchin my stuffed animals last night

by Kota13f September 2, 2018

felching straw

This is the straw used to retrieve said semen from said anus. Please see felch to understand the act of felcing. Straws come in titanium or plastic.

I think I lost my felching straw in the couch. Can I borrow yours?

by dmp April 1, 2003

Fisting Felcher

The oral retrival of ones watch, bracelet, sweatband, class ring, wedding ring, legwarmer, or anything else worn on an appendage, from another persons rectum immediately following fisting.

After the fisting was done, Ryan had to pull a fisting felcher to remove his hair tie from Kody's ass.

by Brett Casey November 21, 2003