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fellationship

A relationship in which fellatio is the ONLY sexual contact.
Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.

Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.
by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008
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felatio ratio

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
by scatbrat April 16, 2009
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Frelationship

A frelationship is when two friends start dating, but instead of acting like they are in a relationship nothing really changes between them. These situations usually end with one of the two actually starting to have feelings for somebody, thus the frelationship just goes back to a regular friendship. There isn't a messy break, because there never really was anything in the first place.
Cassidy: Are you and Dane going out?

Emma: Yes, but it's not that serious.

Cassidy: So, it's more of a frelationship then?

Emma: Exactly.
by Cullfe March 28, 2009
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Blowfessional fellationship

A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.
John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!
by Flippy December 22, 2015
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auto felatio

the art of sucking ones own penis. blow job by urself. must be extremly flexible or have a long penis
while i was using auto felatio i was sucking my own penis, it was great
by manno August 31, 2006
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Felationship

A relationship based on a male receiving oral sex from the other party.
We don't have much in common but we have a great felationship.
by bobsigmund August 7, 2012
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auto fellation

the act of sucking ones' own penis. a difficult task for most.
that guy is auto fellating! how the f**k does he do that?

if i mastered the art of auto fellation, i'd never need a woman again.
by danny7034 September 4, 2006
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