felandoed

fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.

1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"
2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"
3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"

by Dovnd Arulai November 27, 2007

thunder felch

When flatulence occurs during the act of felching and various liquids are sprayed into the air.

Jim, I noticed that you have terrible gas today. Would you like to be thunder felched?

by Robert Fitzpatrick May 5, 2004

strawberry felch

To insert a Strawberry into a receiving homosexual anus that is full of his lovers semen acting like a bung. Allowing the receiver to squat over the giver's face without leaking, with the giver of the semen then inserting a straw through the strawberry to drink the gravity pooled semen, blood, lube and faecal matter juice out of the rectum cavity.

Fuck that chick is hot, I would strawberry felch Sir Elton John just to have the chance to take her out to dinner.

by Racko001 December 12, 2016

felatio

Oral sex performed on a man.

Jamie performed felatio on Billy

by Harrassio Martinez May 3, 2004

Felan

For an object, activity, or person to be extremely cool.

"That's so felan"
"Did you see him? He was pretty felan"

by Squishymort November 2, 2012

felate

v

to suck

"Be a good girl and felate your boyfriend."

by lil homie #8 April 3, 2003

Dryer Felching

Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.

"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."

by Cervelo1 July 29, 2016