felt roads

drinkin, but not quite drunk.

i was out last night, yeah, i had a few, but i still felt roads.

by marvelousmachine May 4, 2008

felt tipped

Its when one, by unfortunate circumstances, either pierces the tissue paper or holds the tissue to far forward whilst wiping ones anus resulting in one having brown coloured fingers with brown tissuey felt stuck to the end.

John: Ah, for fuck sake Dave, I felt tipped my fingers again!

Dave: Yeah alright mate! Wash your nails before you finger jenny.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

Felt That

a way of saying you relate to something, another way of saying mood

person 1: i’m dead inside

person 2: felt that

by mo the b April 9, 2021

felt like butter

Synonymous with "felt very smooth"
Likely an altered version of "smooth as butter" or similar phrases.

Used to compare how an action felt to the feeling of butter.

The earliest online mention i found was an old man asking about the phrase on a forum in 2017. Everyone who responded said that it was not a figure of speech that people use, so presumably this is a very recent, rather rare phrase.

"That snatch felt like butter"

"That 360 no scope felt like butter"

"That muscle up felt like butter"

by citizenkane06 August 6, 2021

felt nothing

A condition in which a person has an unexpected, at least to others, zero or very near zero response to a situation in which other, lesser people, would have felt something of a substantial nature.

I'm at the taqueria, got a super burrito, my girl got a quesadilla and 2 super tacos. I gotta go back at least once more though to get another super burrito, I ate the super burrito and one of her super tacos and felt nothing.

by ice6969 April 14, 2022

Felt experience

A seemingly innocent phrase used by C-suite males to sound professional about sleazily feeling up a co-worker.

I made sure Sandy from accounting had a good felt experience at the office party last week.

by RtR80 November 9, 2022

felt spec

felt spec is the root of the irish car scene, involving slamming a peugeot 306 and all that fuckery onto its sills, straightpiping it using an angle grinder, a stick welder, and a galvanized iron handrail. screw the fuel pump 3/4 of a turn to make her pollute the earth. also fitting big ignorant mudflaps, and full tints all round.

old school felt spec includes:
omegas
cavaliers
twincams
sierras
gse astras
dturbos
xsaras
405s
zx's
bx's
in a nutshell any cheap rwds, or a dturbo.

TLDR
irish car scene roots;
lowering a diesel turbo car onto its sills;
cheap rwds from the time
illegal (but cool as fuck) modifications

jaysus hi thon 30sex is low as FUCK shes hardly on 4 nicks boy?

tis boyy 4 nicks and no bumpstops only way ye boy ye!!

felt spec is class!

by .d.o.b.o. May 11, 2024