Peak Fiction

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure

Jojo is peak fiction
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by anonymous July 17, 2021

Fictional character

A person in a book or movie who isn’t real. SO STOP SIMPING FOR HIM!

I think Aaron Warner is cute but he is a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! AHHHHHHNHH!

by BadBleepOfMarvel March 16, 2021

Flection

A flaccid erection, not containing the "umph" of a true erection. Oft obtained by men when just waking up, needing to go to the bathroom, or sitting on the bus thinking of nothing sexual whatsoever, so life becomes embarrassing when you stand.

Relationship
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Woman: Give it to me, Man.
Man: Sorry Woman, I've only a flection.
Woman: Then what the fuck good are you?
Man: To you, not much.

6th Grade Gym Class
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Gym Teacher: Child, get up and climb that rope.
Child: I can't...
Gym Teacher: Why the hell not?
Child: I've begun to notice girls and it's given me a flection.
Gym Teacher: Oh. Well I hope you're thoroughly embarrassed.

by greason January 20, 2010

Fictionphile

Someone who takes fiction seriously. Maybe a little too seriously.

Tom: Man, that Jerry talks about nothing but movies, television, and books.

Harry: Yeah. He's a fictionphile for sure.

by Thor86 January 19, 2013

fictional sexual

When someone has a sexual feeling to a fictional character or characters.

I think I'm feeling Fictional Sexual .

by Beckra May 22, 2017

Hydro-Fecation

When you're taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashes up your asshole.

I was taking a shit and experienced Hydro-fecation

by ChemoDSM December 24, 2010

peak fiction

anime that is so good that if you search it up + analysis, you'll get twenty page essays analyzing it

person 1: have you watched neon genesis evangelion?
person 2: it's peak fiction

by lillydabeast November 23, 2020