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Creature Feature

noun: an old school horror movie that's main feature is a monster or monsters hence the term Creature Feature.
The best thing about a Creature Feature is when the Monster eats people.
by Lycanthropiachic December 23, 2009
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Creature Feature

While they are whored out by Hot Topic, and most of their fans are goth posers with tripp pants, they are actually a pretty good horror punk band.
When I say horror punk, don't expect horror punk along the lines of Misfits, which is typical rock driven by guitar, bass and drums. They are actually driven by synth drums, and two keyboardists that go by the pseudonyms Curtis RX, and Erik X, with Curtis doing vocals. Their name comes from a generic title for horror shows broadcast on local U.S. television stations throughout the 1960s, 70s and 80s.
They do a very good job of capturing the feeling old b-horror movies gave off. Their lyrics reflect such subject matters as Zombies (Aim For The Head), being buried alive (Buried Alive (duh)), and probably one of my favorite songs by them is Gorey Demise, which features a meeting of monsters going through the obituaries in alphabetical order.
Sadly, their image is being ruined, so many old school punk fans will call them posers, especially horror punk fans, and never give them a chance. But I encourage any fan of horror and punk to go and check them out. Their debut album was released a while ago. It is called "The Greatest Show Unearthed." Buy it, and keep an open mind.
Creature Feature aren't really over-rated, just whored out.
by Nighthawk41 March 12, 2009
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Windows Snap Feature

A feature preinstalled within Microsofts "Windows 7" software. Often used by Males between the ages of 16 - 25 while masterbating. One side of the screen houses the porn, whilst the other side houses the girl he would like to plow the fuck out of.
Phillip: "hey Todd, I'm gonna go masterbate for like 10 minutes, stay on Facebook!

Todd: "Make sure you use windows snap feature!"

Phillip: "Oh hell, yeah! Jenny just took her pictures off private. Gonna be a wild run!"
by Masterbalian February 11, 2012
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physical feature

physical feature (environment)

landforms,bodies of water,climate,natural vegetation and soil of the earth.
The map shows the physical features of north America.
by diwata February 23, 2007
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Facial Feature

A pornographic movie that ends with a man cumming on a girl's face (also known as a facial).
Tim: Hey Bob, what movie are you watching over there?

Bob: Oh, this is an old classic. One of the best facial features out there.
by YakLeader9 April 4, 2010
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Water feature

When you take a dump in a public toilet and jump to the next cubical leaving your crap in the first toilet.
You can then finish off as normal in the 2nd cubical.
Meanwhile you can listen to the gasps from the public who walk into the 1st cubical who admire the water feature you created for them.

Do not use tissue or else it will ruin the water feature!
What's one heck of a water feature someone left in there!
by P187 July 20, 2011
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Phantom Feature

A useful and expected feature that is mysteriously lacking in a similar or competing product.

Expecting said feature to be present and then being unpleasantly surprised by its absence.

Using a device with the expectation that said features will be present.

Technical analogue to phantom limb
After years of Firefox and Chrome, I can't bear to use IE for all the phantom features
by hqrsie October 17, 2009
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