Feukerns

Bones' drunkin slurred Aussie text for fuckers when refering to your drinking buddies.

I wanted to go to anouther pub but them feukerns had to work early tomarrow.

by The Aristocrats August 12, 2006

Sneaker Freaker

Someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err...sneaker freaker

guy1: "check out this post:
Looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000's in 'clown shoe' colorway from the 'oh fuck that's horrible' collection. Only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt."

guy2: "fuck that's some heinous sneaker freaker-only turd right there"

by the incredible Boomski April 12, 2014

fecker

Semi-derogatory, tinged with envy.

He's an awful fecker.
You're a lucky fecker.

by DaveG July 10, 2003

Fakery

Fakery=Shit That Aint Tight(person who committed the act-their respectability)
see also; FakeryTheta=degree of fakage

Michael faked on giving me some money. Fakery=Not giving me money(Michael-small degree of respectability)

by Jskull/NB April 22, 2009

faker

someone who says there gonna hangout with you or go somewhere with you and always bails out in the last second

will:man we are so going to that party this weekend!
auston:ya man the shits gonna be awesome
weekend comes....
auston:hey man where you at ?
will:sorry im doing other stuff

auston:faker

by im/tired/of/fakers June 27, 2009

Facebook Faker

Someone who appears to be HOT but in real life, they are ugly as Shit!

Bob, "dude check out this girl's Facebook! Look how hot she is!"

Greg, "That girls in my English class shes fugly !"

Bob, "God dam Facebook Fakers!"

by GREG LICKER December 13, 2010

Social Climbing Fakers

Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012