fatsturbate

When a man is sufficiently obese that his penis can be engulfed in body fat, allowing him to stimulate himself by simple, repeated shifting of body position. This auto-erotic action is fatsturbating.

My obese college roommate would always fatsturbate on the couch next to me, yelling "Check it out! No hands!"

by Stefan Bastardo February 6, 2010

fartiste

One who has mastered the art…of fart

“Gus’ farts are amazing!”
“You think so? I think Gus is a dilettante when it comes to farting. If you give him a bowl of chili it can be impressive. But Meep, he’s a real fartiste. I've wept from the beauty of his farts."

by Anncorgun Mc Gee December 10, 2010

Fatiet

the process of going on a diet to gain weight. fat-diet

My pants have gotten a little big, time to go on a fatiet.

by Courtney Lightning November 19, 2011

FACTIST

Although slightly hard to get off the tongue this useful word applies to people who like to state the facts

I am a factist people! I know shit!!

by Dude the Factist of course July 28, 2011

fatcist

To be prejudiced against fat people...similar to being racist

Jim: Man I hate when them fat bitches get all up in my grill...if they was skinny and hot I could deal with it
George: Dude you are such a fatcist!

by Fatcist Bastard January 11, 2008

faptist

<noun> one who skips church in order to fap i.e. masterbate
<verb> to stay home during church to masterbate

mike: dude u going to church?
fred: no man, ima become a faptist
mike: well ok then

by mr. spacepanda March 6, 2011

fatitude

(noun) Rudeness or aggressive behavior derived from an obese person's assumption that their girth provides them with free license to get in your way, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire not to press up against their lard. Just because you take up more space does not entitle you to other people's space.

The 300-pound woman next to me on the plane had a serious fatitude; her arms were halfway into my seat for the entire flight.

by RyMacD May 29, 2007