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Falcon Shit!

A Falcon shit is an extremely powerful and sometimes violent defecation. Derived from Captain Falcon's, Falcon punch/kick which are very powerful attacks.
Guy 1: Dude what happened to the toilet?
Guy 2: Man I just took a Falcon SHIT!
by Nigger_guy April 6, 2009
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Fatgon

A large dragon-type creature, found in Arnold. Built entirely of fat, it operates as an ASW aircraft when offered sufficient amounts of food.
'Fatgons circling the massive pile of Shaun carcases.'
by Bafrog February 3, 2003
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falconbit

A term used to express ones opinion that a person, observation, opinion, or retelling is foolish, improbable, unlikely, or generally nonsensical.

A slightly more specialized usage is to point out the fact that a person is being intentionally misleading for the sake of humorous effect. The usage itself is also intended to be humorous and reciprocating.

This term can also be used to express general discontent, discomfort, or disapproval.

Etymology: This word is likely an amalgam of the words "falcon" and "bit" as used in the medieval art of falconry. If one were "bitten" by his/her own falcon, the person was considered to be untrustworthy or incompetent and referred to as "falcon bit". This "mark" typically stayed with someone for their entire life. The phrase was later severed from its connection with falconry and eventually coalesced into one word and was generalized to mean anything of questionable integrity.
1. John: "I think global warming is real."
Melissa: "Well, I think it's falconbit."

2. Ashley: "So, why didn't you show up last night?"

Jessica: "Oh, I met Brad Pitt for drinks and a little... late night fun!"

Ashley: "That story is totally falconbit Jessica!"
by laria82 August 5, 2011
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falcon story

A story that is a lie or bullshit. It can be a complete lie or just a partial lie.
He's telling you a falcon story. He's full of shit.
by thegoatmilkguy May 18, 2015
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Falcon bay fuckwit

by Djjshshs December 2, 2021
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Falcongy

Falcongy is a term used for people who are falcon-ish and genine. Falcongy is a mesh of the words to describe people who fit into the term falcongy.
Person 1: man, Leon over there is really falcongy
Person 2: you're right man, let's make fun of him.
by Bukuchama March 29, 2022
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Foot falcon

Nigel: Hey lookout now Der bro,why you walking?
Neville: I bin dun drinking goonI gotta take the foot falcon cuz.
Neville lost his license now he's on the foot falcon
by Forestfreak June 12, 2018
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